Saturday, January 24, 2015

I don't like (Part 2)

1. Kids Bop 25? Who bought the other 24? -____-
2. MF's who say they don't need college because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs dropped out and still became rich. Ok try it and let me know how that works out for you.
3. When you use non-stick spray and the food still gets stuck in the pan.
4. How cooking takes like 30-40 minutes but only 5 minutes to eat plus another 10 to get off your a$$ and wash the dishes.
5.  When you in a public bathroom and look down and see a pubic hair. -____-
6. How Beyonce sings "All my single ladies" but goes home to her husband while the rest of y'all women still believing the hype. -___-
7. How everybody on twitter think they a Psychologist.
8. When you go to a store and they got everything BUT what you need. >:(
9.  How women dance so slutty on the dance floor but when the song ends they magically become "CLASSY" again. -____-
10. People who can't control they kids in public and you wanna beat the kid's a$$ but you're legal and can go to jail.
11.  People who use long, dumb-a$$ hashtags like #igot5kidsandidontneednomanbecauseimsuperwoman. -_____-
12.  Women at the gym with make-up on. You looking for a workout or a husband?
13.  How in Call of duty MF's complain about snipers camping… Do you honestly believe a sniper runs around the battlefield, what do you think they're supposed to do?!? >:(
14. When a sexy female sneezes, a guy will jump from the 47th floor doing backflips to say bless you but when a ugly woman sneezes you can hear crickets. -_____-
15. When I started growing my hair out, I started getting treated differently, like people look at me in fear like I'm a thug now. -___-
16. When people say opposites attract, thats not true because I hate stupid people. ;) lol
17. In sitcoms' theres a laugh track every 5 seconds when nothing was funny in the first place.
18. When someone asks for your help but questions you every step of the way -____-.
19. People that yell "TURN UP" but won't show up for their court date.
20. People that flex on instagram and snapchat like I'm not sitting right there watching you flex with my sh*t. -_____-

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